Wednesday, March 28, 2007

See Ya' in the Cheap Seats


Bentpinky Photo of the Day
We all have those kind of days, Mattie.

Going on hiatus for a while. The campaign wore me out and I'm gearing up for baseball season. April 1 is Opening Day! Maybe I'll find that peace I lack on a perfect spring afternoon in my shirtsleeves along the first base line. See you in the cheap seats.

"Ray, people will come Ray. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom... It's only $20 per person. They'll pass over the money without even thinking about it: for it is money they have and peace they lack. And they'll walk out to the bleachers; sit in shirtsleeves on a perfect afternoon. They'll find they have reserved seats somewhere along one of the baselines, where they sat when they were children and cheered their heroes. And they'll watch the game and it'll be as if they dipped themselves in magic waters. The memories will be so thick they'll have to brush them away from their faces. People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again. Oh... people will come Ray. People will most definitely come." -Terrence Mann, Field of Dreams

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

DAY EIGHT: The Results Show

The votes are counted. My mind is made up. The Results: Who Really Cares?

Who really cares if a couple anonymous people know who I am? What are they going to do? Run amok with the power derived from such knowledge? Prevent me from making Seinfeldian observations on the trivial nuances of everyday life that do in fact, from time to time, matter? Expose me to the three people who don't know who I am? Oh the humanity of it all.

So, Mullings and Observations on a Semi-Normal Life will stay right where it is at www.bentpinky.blogspot.com. I'll continue to periodically entertain The Faithful 2 and The Loyal Anonymous with odds and ends and occasionally post The Mullings Photo of the Day. I think I'll rename it, too - maybe Bentpinky Photo of the Day. Hey! When you have a harmless genetic anomoly, make it work for you.

Until I post again, I remain...someone with a fat girl's name. Go figure it out.

Monday, March 26, 2007

DAY SEVEN: Can Hillary Buy Your Trust?

I've lost track of days, so I'm declaring this DAY SEVEN in the countdown to possible shut down. I'm holding steady at four votes to retain the site, but there's still a full 24 hours left. Exciting, eh? It's like the last 24 hour push after months and months of campaigning...but not really.

The New York Post reports Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton raised nearly $10 million this last week in her quest to become Supreme Ruleress of the United States. It's not surprising a big chunk of the money was raised in California (where's the earthquake when we need it?), and apparently she's off to Florida next week for an event with hip hop producer Timbaland.

Timbaland. Now how's that going to go down? A few weeks ago she morphed into a pseudo-southern alter ego while campaigning in Selma. What was that? Were it not for technical difficulties I'd link to the YouTube posting so you could view and hear her contrived accent. In case you've forgotten where she's originally from, allow me to remind you: Park Ridge, Illinois.

Back to Timbaland. Maybe she'll bust out some krumping and snap dance moves at the event. You go Hil - get down with your bad self.

As she flies back and forth from left coast to left coast raising big blue cash, I can't help but wonder if all that money will buy her a new, trusting image and ultimately a seat in the oval office. I've said it once and I'll say it again, the individual and collective memory of the American voter is short and narrow. With a pinch of Madison Avenue, a sprinkle of well-crafted bipartisan initiatives to "improve the lives of working families," and a whole lotta' concealer and pandering (ahem - fake accents and hip hop fundraisers), the fine gauge wool she's knitting may slip unnoticed over your eyes.

Saturday, March 24, 2007

DAY SIX: Cornfed.

Mullings Photo of the Day
My little buddy Robby. Cornfed.

Friday, March 23, 2007

Insomniac Update: From Alford to a Pearl?

I can't sleep so decided to peruse the Daily Worker - I mean the Des Moines Register. So Steve Alford is leaving the University of Iowa for New Mexico. No need to elaborate. It's not like the Hawkeye Nation didn't see it coming. Of course this is the question everyone is asking: "Who will replace Alford?" I'm going out on a limb and say...

Bruce Pearl

We shall see. Glad I got that out there. Now maybe I can sleep. Until DAY FIVE...

Thursday, March 22, 2007

DAY FOUR: A Mere Name Change?

Mullings Photo of the Day
"Grandpa seems to know what he's doing. But I'm not sure..."

It's DAY FOUR in the countdown to possible shut down. The new vote count is 3 save, 0 shut down and one abstention. The campaign continues even as the votes keep rollin' in.

It's a completely self serving Mullings Photo of the Day today. My nephew's tummy is just too cute not to share. Since my identity has been compromised, I can post some personal photos. Maybe full disclosure has some benefits.

One of the Faithful 2 (a married couple that counts as one) submitted some novel options should I chose to rename Mullings. It's an idea that has merit. People would still know who I am, but the blog would be reinvented under a new brand. Afterall, when you get this big, it's all about brand management and reinventing yourself.

On a side note, Mullings would be remiss if the loyal anonymous readers weren't recognized for their faith in the current format and the nice comments. There's a special place in this blogger's heart for the Loyal Anonymous.

And so I share the submissions from the Faithful. I have such creative Faithfuls.

Hawkeye Themes with overall moniker: "It's Black and Gold and Read All Over"
1. Herky Groupie
2. Tiger Hawk - the only true HAWK!
3. Black and Gold Patriot
4. Cy Sux
5. Annually dreading the beginning of Big Ten basketball conference play

Iowa Themes
1. Knee High by the 4th of July
2. Corngrowers Association of the Blogsphere
3. More Blogs Than People
4. The Heavenly Blogger
5. Ethanol Queen: Cleaner Emissions for Your Blogs
6. The Potato Eyes All (Wait, that's Idaho. Sorry.)

Political Themes
1. The Not-so-Vast Right Wing Conspiracy
2. Thoughts on Being Red, and by "Red" I Don't Mean Being a Pinko Commie Bastard

Others
1. The Girls and Me
2. My Parents Went to Maui for Vacation and All I got Was This Stupid Blog
3. I_love_iowa_so_much_that_i_would_marry_chuck_long_
even_though_he_had_an_afro_or_mullet_or_whatever.com
4. The Margarine of Blogs -- Where Meat Helmets Are All The Rage
5. Chloe, the Web-toed Dutchwoman
6. Fort Dodge High School Football Rules!

Maybe tomorrow the focus should be observing. I feel like I'm neglecting that side of the blog. Until tomorrow...

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

DAY THREE: Mulling Mullet


It's DAY THREE in the eight day countdown to possible shut down. I've received two votes to retain Mullings and Observations, one from one of The Faithful 2 and one from an anonymous reader (hmmmm, so curious...), and one "Huh? What?" So by my count that's 2-0-1, the one being an abstention.


As the countdown continues and the votes keep rolling in, today I inaugurate the Mullings Photo of the Day. Today's photo comes to us from www.mulletjunkie.com. Always an entertaining site. I wonder what our subject is mulling over. Perhaps he's thinking, "Life is highway, man, I want to drive it all night long."


Until DAY FOUR, keep mulling.

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Day Two

It's Day Two in the eight day countdown to possible shut down, but the campaign must continue even as the votes are being counted. This little ditty comes my way via The Wee One (aka The Little Brother):

The New York Times
March 20, 2007
G.O.P. Candidates Confront Immigration Politics

By ADAM NAGOURNEY
DES MOINES, March 17 — Immigration, an issue that has divided Republicans in Washington, is reverberating across the party’s presidential campaign field, causing particular complications for Senator John McCain of Arizona.

The topic came up repeatedly in recent campaign swings through Iowa by Mr. McCain and Senator Sam Brownback of Kansas, another Republican who, like Mr. McCain, supports giving some illegal immigrants a path to citizenship, a position that puts them at odds with many other conservatives. Both candidates faced intensive questioning from voters on the issue, which has become more prominent in the state as immigrants are playing a larger and increasingly visible role in the economy and society.

“Immigration is probably a more powerful issue here than almost anyplace that I’ve been,” Mr. McCain said after a stop in Cedar Falls.

As he left Iowa, Mr. McCain said he was reconsidering his views on how the immigration law might be changed. He said he was open to legislation that would require people who came to the United States illegally to return home before applying for citizenship, a measure proposed by Representative Mike Pence, Republican of Indiana. Mr. McCain has previously favored legislation that would allow most illegal immigrants to become citizens without leaving the country.

Beyond whatever influence it has as the state whose caucuses kick off the presidential nominating contest, Iowa has become something of a laboratory for the politics of immigration. Not only is it a place where industries like meatpacking rely heavily on immigrant workers and where a once relatively homogenous population is confronting an influx of Hispanic residents, but the presidential candidates who are criss-crossing the state are also providing forums for Iowans to express their views and influence national policy.

On Saturday morning in Des Moines, Mr. Brownback stood for 30 minutes at a breakfast with Republicans as question after question — without exception — was directed at an immigration system that Iowans denounced as failing. “These people are stealing from us,” said Larry Smith, a factory owner from Truro and a member of the central committee of the state Republican Party.

Finally, Mr. Brownback, with a slight smile, inquired, “Any other topics that people want to talk about?”

“What are you going to do with illegal immigrants who come here and become criminals?” demanded Jodi Wohlenhaus, a Republican homemaker who lives outside Des Moines.
The debate on the campaign trail is both reflecting and feeding the politics of the issue in Washington. President Bush and the two parties in Congress have been engaged in a three-way negotiation that has pitted demands from many conservatives to concentrate first on improving border security against Mr. Bush’s call, backed by many Democrats, for a guest worker program that could include a right for some illegal workers to eventually get legal status.

The issue has become much more complicated as the presidential campaign has gotten under way, exposing the Republicans in particular to voters who are angry about what they see as porous borders, growing demands from immigrants on the social welfare and education systems and job losses that they link at least in part to a low-wage labor force coming over the border.
Mr. McCain, for example, appeared to distance himself from Senator Edward M. Kennedy, the Massachusetts Democrat with whom he formed an alliance last year on an immigration bill that stalled in Congress.

“What I’ve tried to point out is we couldn’t pass the legislation,” Mr. McCain said. “So we have to change the legislation so it can pass. And I’ve been working with Senator Kennedy, but we’ve also been working with additional senators, additional House members.”

Mr. McCain focused instead on the proposal by Mr. Pence, a conservative. “Pence has this touchback proposal,” Mr. McCain said at a news conference. “I said hey, let’s consider that if that’s a way we can get some stuff.”

Mr. McCain’s aides said his identification with Mr. Kennedy accounted for much of his political problem on the issue with conservatives. One of his rivals for the nomination, former Gov. Mitt Romney of Massachusetts, has taken to attacking what he calls the McCain-Kennedy bill.
Mr. McCain has found himself particularly identified with this battle in no small part because he is from a border state that is deeply divided over immigration. The issue is not likely to recede, regardless of the outcome of the debate in Washington: The Republican field of presidential candidates includes Representative Tom Tancredo, a Colorado Republican who has based his campaign on an anti-immigration message and who will almost certainly participate in Republican presidential debates starting this spring.

In a speech to conservatives in Washington two weeks ago, Mr. Romney said: “The current system is a virtual concrete wall against those who have skill and education, but it’s a wide open walk across the border for those that have neither. And McCain-Kennedy isn’t the answer.”
Mr. Romney did not always take that position. He was quoted in The Boston Globe in November 2005 describing Mr. McCain’s immigration initiatives as “reasonable proposals,” though he stopped short of endorsing them, the newspaper said.

A third major Republican contender, Rudolph W. Giuliani, former mayor of New York, has supported measures similar to the one Mr. McCain is pressing. Mr. Giuliani has yet to campaign in Iowa and has not been pressed on his views on immigration; he is scheduled to spend a week in Iowa at the beginning of April.

Mr. McCain’s aides said they were confident that he could overcome concerns among Iowa voters if he pointed to the enforcement mechanisms he supports, arguing that only about one-third of Republican primary voters have strong-line views on immigration. “How are we dealing with it?” said John Weaver, a senior adviser to Mr. McCain. “We’re facing it head-on. John’s position — and the president’s position — is widely supported by a vast majority of primary and caucus voters.”

Republicans have a tougher view than the general population on whether illegal immigrants should be deported, according to a New York Times/CBS News poll conducted this month. In that poll, 49 percent of Republican respondents said illegal immigrants who had lived in the United States for at least two years should be given a chance to keep their jobs and eventually apply for citizenship; 45 percent said they should be deported immediately. By contrast, among the general electorate, 59 percent said they should be allowed to apply for legal status, compared with 36 percent who said they should be deported.

The poll found that 31 percent of Republicans said immigration into the United States should be kept at its current level, 14 percent said it should be increased and a majority, 51 percent, said immigration should be decreased. Those figures were similar to the finding among the general population.

Other Republicans said they thought Mr. McCain’s identification with the push for easing immigration laws could prove to be among his greatest vulnerabilities. “Senator McCain will be hurt badly if he continues to support a bill like last time,” said Senator Jeff Sessions, Republican of Alabama. “I think he’ll have a hard time defending that piece of legislation. I think it would be important for him to demonstrate that his position on immigration is not defined by the bill that he introduced last time.”

Nowhere does that appear to be more the case than here, a state crucial to Mr. McCain’s hopes of winning his party’s nomination. A front-page article in The Des Moines Register after the first day of Mr. McCain’s bus trip here focused on his defending his efforts on changing immigration laws.

Mr. Smith, the Republican Party central committee member, said Mr. McCain’s views on immigration had eliminated him as a contender in the view of many state Republicans.
“I have a hard time appreciating McCain’s position at all on this issue,” Mr. Smith said. “I feel he’s been extremely weak.”

“When I go county to county visiting 29 counties in my area, I believe almost without exception that immigration is that issue that puts fire in their eyes,” he said. “They just really are livid that we have allowed this to happen to the point it has.”

Mr. Brownback was reminded of that throughout the day on Saturday, including during his march in the St. Patrick’s Day Parade up Locust Avenue in Des Moines. “We need to build a fence,” Mike Clark, 38, a pig farmer, told Mr. Brownback as he walked alongside him. “We need to get them stopped.”

Mr. McCain’s suggestion that he might be open to Mr. Pence’s legislation requiring most workers to return home risks alienating business, a powerful constituency in the Republican Party.

“The business community has always been skeptical about any requirement to make workers leave the U.S. to obtain legal status,” said Laura Reiff, of the Essential Worker Immigration Coalition, which represents service industries. “We haven’t ruled a Pence-like touchback completely out of the question, but it would need to be an efficient, functional process.”
Rachel Swarns contributed reporting from Washington.

Monday, March 19, 2007

EIGHT DAYS

It seems that my 'cover' is blown. Unless persuaded otherwise in the next EIGHT DAYS (eight is my favorite number - no other reason), Mullings and Observations will shut down and be reinvented under a new and clever moniker. I know the Faithful 2 will be disappointed, but you'll survive. You may miss the intellectual stimulation that comes from discussing pant lengths, mullets, shoe styles and the general failure of the United States to secure the borders, but I know you'll muddle through. I have faith in you.

Keep on mullin...

Monday, March 12, 2007

Too Legit To Quit...But I Did

Another failed attempt at clothes shopping this evening and the overwhelming response from the Faithful Two and a Half (Yes! I've added a half person to account for the occasionals who pop in and out) to yesterday's posting requires an encore. I even received a phone call from someone in Kansas City. I'll refer to her as "The Blond Haired Blue Eyed Midwesterner Who Gets A Tribal Check" or "Feels My Pain" for short.

Anyway, Feels My Pain is going to the same conference I'm attending later this week. In a strange yet predictable coincidence, she too spent Sunday scouring the stores for appropriate "business casual" apparel. Guess what? She came up with the big donut hole, too! She even had trouble finding shoes, to which I ask, "Were you really trying? You couldn't find anything but the $350 Prada mules? C'mon, Feels My Pain, I know you can do better than that. I believe in you.

Tonight I shopped the following stores: Ann Taylor (too bland, too fancy), J-Crew (too teeny bopper), Banana Republic (too...narrow), Macy's (Yes I tried again - different mall), Nordstrom (too too) and I even broke down and set foot in The Gap (too nothing). At Ann Taylor, no one offered to help me because they were too busy stocking the shelves with boring cream colored blazers and skirts with sequins. So practical for March. At J-Crew I overheard this conversation:

Waif-like 13 year old sucking on a Venti Starbucks Frappucuinno: "Like, I tried that dress on and I looked like a picnic table."

Suck up friend: "No! No way - it's like, so totally cute I could die. I'm sure you looked completely amazing."

Waif-like 13 year old sucking on a Venti Starbucks Frappucinno: "Well, maybe, but I'm in love with this jacket. I need to call my mom. She'll so get it for me."

And at that point I left because I was jealous that the waif probably could pull off the table cloth dress and I couldn't call my mom to buy me anything.

Banana had a cute skirt on sale, but when the light in the dressing room hit it, I noticed it had a copper-like metallic sheen. Fabrics with a sheen. Why?

Macy's was just plain low-rent. I can't talk about it. I almost broke down and bought a sweater from the Jones New York Casuals line. In case you aren't familiar, that is as close as you can get to St. John's Knits without the price tag. Ugh.

I'm really not that hard to please (Hey - Faithful Two reader who leans to the left - stop rolling your eyes). I'm not! But alas there was nothing for me in all of that gigantic mall. And so I must pack tomorrow evening for a three day stint in San Francisco. But I'll make due with the "wide leg" pants, the weird Peter Pan-like jacket I found at Lord & Taylor and a black crochet skirt I bought two months ago but haven't worn because I don't have anything to go with it. Sadly, my fabulous patten leather shoes don't go with any of these options. But I'll bring them anyway. I like to look at them.

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Legitimate Middle Thirties Complaint

I forced myself to go shopping today. What used to be fun is now just plain depressing. I've discussed this before in one of my non-political observations (reprieves for one of the Faithful Two who walks on the left side), but what is the deal with "business casual" and "weekend wear" clothes marketed to women my age? Clingy, formless knits? Sleeveless, flowy, rayon/silk blend tops that show more cleavage than, well, I'm comfortable with. And c'mon, who doesn't think a lot of these tops look like maternity wear? Maybe I'm just bitter because I can't wear them.

Now - the pants. They're either peg straight a la Audrey Hepburn (of course they looked fabulous on her - she was a waif), or something reminiscent of palazzo pants. Palazzo pants! Pants that look like a floor length skirt! Who can pull off all that fabric? Oh, and this is the last time I'll mention them, but walking shorts? WALKING SHORTS? Any "normal" pants I found were either sold out in my size or they were cheaply made (read: no lining and heinous side pockets sewn on the hip. Just what I need - more flare on the hip).

I caved and bought a pair of "wide leg" pants, but I couldn't find a top. I thought this jacket might look good with the pants and even with jeans. Bought it but may take it back.

I did, of course, stumble upon a great pair of patten leather shoes. They fit like a glove. I think that's why we girls love shoes so much - size is constant.

After today's foray, I've decided to do more online shopping. No three way mirrors and I'll save on gas money.

A boring post, I know, but if anyone has any store recommendations, send them my way! I need more options!

P.S. My crazy neighbor above me just called his live-in girlfriend an "asshole." Look in the mirror jackass.

Friday, March 02, 2007

At A Loss...

50 percent of pregnancies in the District of Columbia among females aged 15 – 19 end in abortion.

Guttmacher Institute, U.S. Teenage Pregnancy Statistics National and State Trends and Trends by Race and Ethnicity.